Safest Neighborhood in Brooklyn

Where else in Brooklyn…in the state of NY…, no, actually in the whole entire world, do you get police protection at your front door @ 4 a.m. in the morning, huh? With 4 patrol cars?? See, our neighborhood does.

At least this morning we got that.

They went through our block & searched underneath parked cars & looked through garbage bins before hauling away a Chinaman. It was all done without making the least bit of noise. We wouldn’t even know about it if that humid night didn’t make me get up & turn on the AC.

A.C., the best invention EVER…fridge is good, too.

P.S. I was going to take a pic of the thug, but Mel said no. Don’t blame me. Just kidding, hun.

your baby’s favorite aunt!

umm, nothing can beat “the new york’s finest!” you should go out to the street and take a photo of the police and the thug… right before you take the photo, scream, “you got the wrong chinaman!” hahahah!
2 cops came to our neighbor across the street the other day too, a big wht man cop & a very muscular blk lady cop with 2 guns under her armpits… they knocked on Phil’s door with some paper with a photo on it… but he didn’t answer, 30mins later i saw him by his window! hahahaha. i think he’s a wanted man!